1 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:23,016 [Moaning] 2 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,020 Eh... 3 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,120 What's up, Dex? 4 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,070 Dee Dee? 5 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,280 That's right, Dexter. 6 00:01:27,316 --> 00:01:29,046 And no matter where you go, 7 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,303 no matter where you sleep, 8 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,323 no matter what you eat, I will be there, 9 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:34,380 like a stealth ninja polar bear, 10 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:37,076 waiting to pounce on its next unsuspecting victim, 11 00:01:37,116 --> 00:01:38,176 for I am... 12 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:40,226 Dee Dee, snowball warrior! 13 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,276 [Laughing] 14 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:47,153 Oh, another winter of discontent. 15 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,270 First base. 16 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,430 You said it, brother. 17 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,220 Second base. 18 00:02:06,016 --> 00:02:07,266 Third base. 19 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,473 Home... 20 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,203 I'm safe! 21 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:20,323 You're out! 22 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,120 [Ringing] 23 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,180 Ah, what a fine-- 24 00:02:24,216 --> 00:02:27,076 Dee Dee: Ha ha! Got ya! 25 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:30,366 Dad! 26 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:33,076 Yes? 27 00:02:33,116 --> 00:02:34,326 I'd like to talk to you 28 00:02:34,366 --> 00:02:37,326 about the aggressive behavioral patterns of your daughter. 29 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,326 I know I shouldn't fight back, 30 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:42,396 being that she is my sister, a girl, and the neighborhood champ, 31 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,383 but could you please tell Dee Dee 32 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:47,176 to stop pummeling me with snowballs? 33 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:49,426 Did you say... 34 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:51,096 Snowballs? 35 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,423 Uh, yeah. 36 00:02:55,316 --> 00:02:58,426 They called me champ, 37 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:00,266 back when I had... 38 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,080 The gift. 39 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,320 I was a natural from day one. 40 00:03:08,116 --> 00:03:10,096 [Crying] 41 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:13,203 As I grew, so did my skills. 42 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,103 Ow! 43 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,283 In high school, I was untouchable. 44 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,430 Hey, grow up, man! 45 00:03:41,183 --> 00:03:42,483 They were just jealous, 46 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:45,246 jealous of my powers, 47 00:03:45,283 --> 00:03:47,483 for I was a king, 48 00:03:48,016 --> 00:03:49,476 a force of nature! 49 00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:54,076 I was the ultimate snowball warrior! 50 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,053 Then I went to college. 51 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:01,333 I was never the same again! 52 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:05,276 No! 53 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:11,996 That was the coldest winter... 54 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,153 Ever. 55 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:16,173 But that's where you come in. 56 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,400 You can help me reclaim my title! 57 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:23,203 Wh-wh-why not just l-let Dee Dee do it? 58 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:26,053 No! Her powers are evil. 59 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,053 Only as father and son 60 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:31,053 can we truly carry on the legacy. 61 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,453 Let the training begin! 62 00:04:36,216 --> 00:04:37,266 No. 63 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:40,073 No! 64 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,046 No! Dexter, 5 words: 65 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,083 Scoop, roll, throw, hit, duck. 66 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,280 Good job, son. 67 00:05:04,316 --> 00:05:06,296 You're ready. 68 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,220 Boy, I hope I don't get hit with a snowball 69 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:15,480 while stupidly standing here all alone in the yard. 70 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,296 Sure is quiet, though... 71 00:05:20,383 --> 00:05:21,403 Without... 72 00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:23,323 Dee Dee! 73 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,280 Um...uh...uh... 74 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:29,276 Duck! 75 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,096 Scoop! Roll! Throw! 76 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,420 Hit! 77 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:38,200 No-o-o! 78 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,080 Atta boy, Dexter! 79 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,473 Hey, good job, Dexter. You finally hit me. 80 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:45,470 Thanks. 81 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,230 What's this? 82 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:50,446 Dexter, what do you think you're doing? Finish her! 83 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,253 Oh, no. 84 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:56,053 Dexter, you must reclaim my throne by defeating the enemy! 85 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,083 The enemy? 86 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:59,326 Your sister! 87 00:05:59,366 --> 00:06:01,266 Don't you see, Dexter? 88 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:05,200 You inherit your snowball fighting genes from me, 89 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:09,123 whereas your sister received hers from... 90 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:10,120 From... 91 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:12,270 The only one ever to defeat me! 92 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,380 Both: You mean... 93 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,076 Yes! 94 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:17,096 Dexter and Dee Dee: Mom! 95 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:19,423 Put the snowball down, dear. 96 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:21,330 I don't wanna. 97 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:24,076 Wow, mom! If you beat dad, 98 00:06:24,116 --> 00:06:27,166 you must be the bestest snowball warrior ever! 99 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,420 Oh, no! We were just kids in college... 100 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:34,250 One day I tossed a snowball at him. 101 00:06:34,283 --> 00:06:35,253 Aah! 102 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:37,253 He took it really hard. 103 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,303 Oh, the pain. 104 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,233 Relax, dear. 105 00:06:41,266 --> 00:06:44,396 Gosh, dad. You went crazy for all these years 106 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:47,283 just because mom threw a snowball at you? 107 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:50,016 Sounds kind of silly, doesn't it? 108 00:06:51,316 --> 00:06:54,366 It does? Itdo 109 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,320 I'm sorry, honey. 110 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,350 [Laughing] 111 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,100 [Laughing] 112 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,103 Yeah, that's just as silly 113 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:11,323 as Dexter having a secret laboratory in his bedroom! 114 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:12,480 What? What? 115 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,266 Nothing, nothing.